Denegoth's Premonition of the Future

In Teamspeak, Denegoth decided he should tell us about a certain 'premonition' he had.
I have the results of said discussion.
Feast your ears on this:
Denegoth's Premonition of the Future

Note - I started recording a bit late, but you'll get the gist of what we're talking about.

Thanks, now the feds have the evidence they need to finally put me away due to being a danger to society and myself.

Happy to oblige!

playrmaster is you mic made of tin foil you sound like an decepticon

Ugh, I know, right?

Planning to get a WAY better mic soon.

Is there a tl;dl version?

I had a stroke earlier and during it I had a premonition that Sean Connery will turn out to be William Wallace in disguise, and he will craft the Ultimate Caber and use it to take out half of England. I also realised the only way to stop him would be to recruit Eddie Murphy, find the 3 power crystals of Stonehenge, dig up the corpse of Winston Churchill, and gather 200 pounds of butter, and make use of our supplies to build a time machine to stop this happening.

What I failed to mention is that Eddie Murph would only be there to turn it into a buddy cop time travel movie, just like Unbreakable starring Bruce Willis.

we need to have a buddy cop movie marathon aswell at some point

How many damn marathons do we have now?

Ooookay... I don't know who Sean Connery is, or who William Wallace is, or what an "Ultimate Caber" is. Where 200 pounds of butter come into this I don't know. Sounds like something Ed would come up with.

Kurt Russell, Harvey Birdman, Scrubs, buddy cop movies im not missing anything am I

Blaxploitation and Kickpuncher

Can we PLEASE make the Kickpuncher movies?

Bronies working together to make Kickpuncher...

Quick, get it on Kickstarter.

and then Kickpuncher II The Fightening after that Kickpuncher Detroit

Sean Connery - most versatile actor ever.
William Wallace - 13th Century terrorist.
Ultimate caber - really big stick.

As for the butter, your guess is as good as mine.

It's now canon.