HILARIOUS American woman thinks she can teach British

Isn't the Englander use of Eey Up more of a greeting? I know people who use it, and they use it as like a replacement for "Alright?" as a greeting.

Yeah, pretty much. Although good old fashioned regional dialects are being replaced by American slang, so only the older of the community (ie, late thirties and above) use them.

I tend to use "Wattup in the hood" as a greeting more than should be considered normal.

I use phrases like, "waddup <ban-me>s" in an ironic way. I occasionally talk in a "ghetto" (although true ghetto language would be Polish) manner in self-mocking irony. I usually speak in an idiomatic mixture of archaic English (earlier, I put the wrong numbers down and shouted "nay, it is a knavish trick!") and Nottingham dialects.
With interjections of foreign languages (mainly Russian and Hebrew) and lulspeak.

Had a friend from Sheffield link this to me saying he couldn't understand a word of it, maybe we should ask the woman in the video to show Americans how to do this http://www.kontraband.com/videos/29722/Jeremy-Kyle-What-Are-They-Saying/#show
Since my sister sometimes speaks like this, I had no issues, but curious how the rest of you fare

I could make out certain words but most of it I just could not make out.

I think I got the just of what she was saying. Something about the bloke cheating on her and being a scumbag, though that could describe most of the people on Jeremy Kyle.

Indeed, should the need for population control be needed, guests of that show seem a good starting point

bahaha

This woman has no idea what she's talking about, but that's why it's funny.

Urm, it that even English?!?!? It's almost on the same level as "Twilight Sporkles Ballwooon!"

It's half Australian.
Eureka, I've found out what she can speak!
JIBBERISH

THE LORFT SMELLS OF STRORNG COFFEH

What about Double Dutch? Isn't that a simile for jibberish.

No need for racism
I actually thought Double Dutch was some sort of sex pos or something :/

*Facehoof*
Wait
Sorry
*double facehoof*

Dutch oven is the best sex position.

Doesn't sound like a sex position.

It is if you're m---- What.

BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE

Silly american woman, she thinks she can talk british and everything by just bucking around.