Natura

This is the part where I talk about me, right? Right.

So, my name is Kieran Alexander Smith...... the fifth. (that's a lie, I'm probably the two hundred and seventh). Don't let the name fool you, I'm not royalty (in case your still wondering, the 'fifth' part was a joke) In fact I'm far from it...... about 62.1 miles according to Google maps. Ahhh, I'm so funny.
Anyway, right now, I'm 22, though I could be wrong, it changes every year making it awfully difficult to keep track.
(I have no idea whats goin' on with those random 'Bold' patches. I can't seem to change it no matter what I do. Ahh well.)

You know what? Lemme do it this way, it'll be a lot easier to understand.

Name: Kieran Smith
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Eye color: Hazel....ish (sounds more interesting than 'brown')
Mane color: Hazel....ish, but a bit lighter.
Favorite T.V show: Do you REALLY need to ask?
Music preference: Hazel....wait, oh right. I really like progressive house. Suppose that's my favorite genre right now. However, my taste ranges from things like Devil Wears Prada and Asking Alexandria (Metalcore I think its called) to Owl City to EDM Dashin Berlin and Tiesto and (of course) My Little Pony! Actually, to be honest, I listen to more Pony and Brony music than I do anything else.

What else is there....... Oh yeah, well I've been a Brony for about 2 maybe 3 years. It came about in conversation one day with my friends, joking about guilty pleasures and what not, and at this point, I'd recently watched a video documentary about these people called 'Bronies'. At first I was disturbed, as is the reaction of the majority. I thought It was weird, I thought THEY were weird.
So after the conversation of guilty pleasures and joking about this children's program, I returned to my abode and sat at my computer. Doing the usual internet stuff, browsing memes and other time consuming, mind melting, bandwidth wasting things, quite a few times, a wild pony would appear. Some pictures were funny, others not so much, but they left me intrigued none the less. So after a much needed discussion with the man in me, we resolved a few minor issues like, my obsession with small fluffy creatures, most things animal based, my taste in anime and my hopelessly one sided cliche of a romance, we decided to compromise......
"One episode" I said to myself.
"One episode, just to see what all the fuss is about" So, 10 clicks and 20 minutes later, I had officially watched a whole episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. "There, you've watched one episode" Said the man in me. "Now go do manly stuff!" he said as he picked up his
"Woah now, slow down, Man. Its a two part episode, you know I can't leave a plot unresolved. Surely you want to know what happens too?"
"I see what you did there. And even If I did, I wouldn't admit it"
"Its decided then!"
Another 20 minutes passed, and I was left in awe. Even the man in me was speechless.
The background story
The locations and scenery
The voices
The humor
The Pinkie Pie
The colors
The morals
The ponifications
THE COLORS
Oh My Celestia! My eyes had been opened. My mind blown. My world turned upside down. I needed more. I MUST have more.

Annnnd you get the rest. My life has not been the same since.

Now for the serious stuff.
Watching this show really has changed me, and for the better. Because of its morals, its taught and re-taught me the importance of friendship. The elements, representing the crucial basis of a 'Friendship' have allowed me to review my bonds with other people. I've been able to strengthen my relationship with my friends, whilst spreading the morals to non brony types.

I've always been a 'quality over quantity' guy when it comes to friends. I only had 7 friends, tops. 'Had' being the keyword there. I left college and broke contact with some, time and distance does that to all, a sad loss, but inevitable, and I'm ok with that.
Anyway, one of my closest friends is a pegasister.
The best thing to ever happen to me, undisputed.

So to conclude this dictionary sized 'about me' section, I shall state my initial business here. The pony community is one that I am proud to be a part of. We know whats important. We learn whats right. We love most and tolerate the rest. We're fun and kind and most importantly, were 20% cooler than all non bronies. I need more bronies in my life. I want to meet and speak to all of you. To make more friends who share the same interests and values as myself. Somepony to talk to about, well, ponies, without getting the awkward glare from some disapproving human across the room.

You'll be pleased to know that I think I may be done here. Your eyes are sore, your migraine is growing, but I salute you for reading my story. I don't have medals, or cookies, or muffins to reward you with. But my loyalty will reach out all. And I suppose I could draw you a cookie or something, though It won't be very good. And I'm limited with ingredients.

Thanks for taking 15 minutes of your time to indulge in my..... well, in me, I guess. I look forward to speaking with you.

Hail Celestia!