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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by Cloudane, 27 September 2013.
Lol ive done that so many times
How did it taste? (@;
Not great. The bread base wasn't edible so I scrapped the toppings off and cut off the stuffed crusts but they still had quite a bad background taste.
I meant the plastic tray!
So did I.
I think this one counts. I was sorting out Lego bricks on my bed (as you do) and realised the time was getting on so put the unsorted ones back into the box.
Now you may think this is gonna be about missing a Lego piece and standing/laying on it but no...
No what this is is by getting into bed as quickly as I did afterwards my memory foam mattress bounced a little... and I was holding my iPad at the time. Result? I've just smacked myself round the mouth with my iPad!
Saw a headline "UK toys with nuclear option on Brexit". Brain didn't quite process it fully, thought it meant toys as in playthings instead of "toys with" as in "considers". Got VERY CONCERNED.
Wait, what? Brexit sounds like it got a whole lot harder
I see it the other way around, skip all the faffing around with negotiations and just declare war on Germany again for old time's sake.
Going to push my glasses up my face, only to find they aren't there
I am so guilty of the same thing.
I keep reading "tweaking" as "twerking" - odd thing to do with your desktop!
I'm pretty clumsy, so I tucked a tissue into my neckline so I didn't get Bolognese down my jumper yesterday dinnertime. Still got Bolognese down my jumper, just below where the tissue was
When I was a young'un, I misinterpreted the 'dove' in the Dove healthcare logo as a sprite-elf-troll-fairy thing with flowing hair riding on a leaf. I got that because a ballpool I used to play in had painted walls of a smilar design.
On a similar vein, I used to think the danger of electrocution sign was a lion with no head and a lighting bolt in it
The logos of a certain carpet seller and of a food transport company always got me. Can't recall their names but the former is a stick figure carrying a carpet over their head, and I always thought the carpet was a hat and that their head was comically huge. The latter is a polar bear of sorts (because chilled food) but I always saw a butler with a massive nose. Of course, this is tough to explain without visualisers.
Now that, that there, looks like a Chocobo riding on a cotton bud.
But Dove isn't manly enogth for Elfman!