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Derp moments

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by Cloudane, 27 September 2013.

  1. Wonderbolt

    Wonderbolt Honorary Pony

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    And they have the cheek to rise train fares, but provide Victorian technology =p
     
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  2. Pigasus

    Pigasus Hogs the bed

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    Why don't they have handles on the inside as well like every other door?
     
  3. Cendaquenta

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    Better question, why are trains with door handles still a thing? I've never seen one in my life, I thought every train door in the country was electronic by now.
     
  4. Wonderbolt

    Wonderbolt Honorary Pony

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    Some pre 1980s trains have them.
     
  5. cool110

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    Heath and Safety. In the days before central locking it would be too easy to accidentally open the door when the train was moving if there was an inside handle.
     
  6. Mane25

    Mane25 Honorary Pony

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    I think those doors were pretty cool - but didn't know if they were still a thing or not. I think the last time I experienced that was on Great Western a few years ago...
     
  7. Pigasus

    Pigasus Hogs the bed

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    But aren't the doors locked when the trains are moving? If not then someone could still reach out and open it
     
  8. Cendaquenta

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    They'd likely lose a hand, but since when has that ever stopped a numbskull in "hey y'all watch this!" mode...
     
  9. Wonderbolt

    Wonderbolt Honorary Pony

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    Not in before the trains with sliding doors came in the mid 80s, but people where deemed more responsible for their own actions. You can see footage from the past on trains around London of passingers opening the doors before the train has stopped and others opening the doors and getting on even after the platform staff tell them not to.
     
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    Heard something described as "pastel". Sleep-deprived and befuddled, I heard "pastille", and was expecting something to do with sweets.
     
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  11. Pigasus

    Pigasus Hogs the bed

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    Pastille ponies? Hasbro's missing a trick there!
     
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  12. Cloudane

    Cloudane Element of Mostly Excessive Verbosity

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    I've only just noticed half way through a box of hotel chocolat and awkwardly lifting the box to peer at the descriptions underneath, that the descriptions are on a removable card...
     
  13. Pigasus

    Pigasus Hogs the bed

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    I went shopping this morning, shortly after returning I went all round the house searching for my wallet. Turns out I had already put it away without thinking
     
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  14. Cendaquenta

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    *as I'm attempting to explain the concept of a deus ex machina to Mum*

    "Ugh, I just don't understand it at all. It sounds like a foreign language!"
    "it's... it's Latin, mother..."
    "Oh. ... You're going to put that on the internet, aren't you."
     
  15. GatewaytoGlimmer

    GatewaytoGlimmer Happy Happy Joy Joy!

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    I was at Crewe station today trying to buy a return ticket to Liverpool. Except I accidentally bought a single and didn't have time to change. Had to pay £7 more pound back from Liverpool when the difference should have been only 10P :p
     
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    forgot how many letters are in the alphabet :oops:
     
  17. Robshi

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    I was out with my dog throwing his ball and overshot one of my throws, so I threw the ball and then smacked myself in the head.

    I also accidentally taught a Pokémon a move I didn't want, ending up with me losing a good move with no way to undo it for a long while unless I trade it over my Moon copy and use a heart scale. I hadn't saved in a long while either so I didn't want to just restart the game and lose a lot of progress.
     
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  18. Bridle Timeout

    Bridle Timeout I Love Twilight Sparkle

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    I had a bit of a panic earlier today at work because I thought I lost my keys. It turned out they were deep in one of the pockets where I don’t usually put them.
     
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    Oilyvalves Railway Pony

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    I think I've had a similar panic with keys when stepping off a train. It's the best feeling ever when you find them.
     
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    vcgriffin the (Quie Deaf) mustached Subgenius pony

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    Trying to fix things but making them worse.
     

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