Not so much a song I live by, but a song that sums my life up perfectly: Writing always makes me want to clean. Any writer knows just what I mean. When a deadline's on my tail, I get out the mop and pail. If I'm up against the gun, there's an errand must be run. Write a half a verse and play it back, Two more lines, hey, I deserve a snack When the fridge goes hum and the microwave goes ding, ding, ding, Sometimes that's the only song I sing sing sing. Doing the procrastination rag Golly I know, I'm an awful scallywag Always find a good excuse, to stopper-up creative juice Is it just me? Why am I so bone lazy? All of my procrastination brings me sorrow, Of course I will not think about it 'til tomorrow I could make myself get something done But nobody likes a nag, So I'm doing the procrastination rag! I would provide a youtube link, but it's an incredibly obscure Canadian comedy song, so I can't find it!