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Pre-meet sillyness: An Ode to Rainbow Dash

Discussion in 'Fanfics & Writing' started by BRJ, 6 May 2012.

  1. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    Posted for all the good folks who made it to the BRONIES ASSEMBLE meet-up, and can picture me bouncing around in my suit, pretty much ad-libing this. :D
    NOT meant as a serious writing project, obviously...as I say, pretty much ad-libed.

    To the tune of 'Call Me, Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen (covered by Alex Goot, Dave Days)



    I threw a wish in the well,

    Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell,

    That you’ve been my Rainbow girl,

    And now you're in my way


    You know you’re cooler than me,

    20% easily,

    You’re right where I wanna be,

    And now you're in my way


    So close, I’m feelin',

    Your touch, mind is reelin'

    Fierce pink, eyes a’ gleamin'

    Where you think you're going, baby?


    Hey, I know, Rainbow,

    That this sounds crazy,

    But here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    It's hard to look right,

    At you Dashie,

    Cos you’re so awesome,

    But call me, maybe?


    Hey, I know, Rainbow,

    That this sounds crazy,

    But here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    And all the fillies they,

    Try to chase me,

    But here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    You’d knock me down to the ground,

    I know if you ever found,

    How much I need you around,

    But still, you're in my way


    Maybe you’ll make me admit,

    That you’re sexy, a bit,

    Maybe you’ll laugh when I say it,

    But it's in my way


    And now, I’m feelin',

    Your touch, mind is reelin'

    Fierce pink, eyes a’ gleamin'

    Where you think you're going, baby?


    Hey, I know, Rainbow,

    That this sounds crazy,

    But here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    It's hard to look right,

    At you Dashie,

    Cos you’re so awesome,

    But call me, maybe?


    Hey, I know, Rainbow,

    That this sounds crazy,

    But here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    The Pegasisters all,

    Want to date me,

    But here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    Before you came into my life

    I missed you so bad

    I missed you so bad

    I missed you so, so bad


    Before you came into my life

    I missed you so bad

    And you should know that

    I missed you so, so bad


    It's hard to look right,

    At you Dashie,

    Cos you’re so awesome,

    But call me, maybe?


    Hey, I know, Rainbow,

    That this sounds crazy,

    But here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    And all the fillies, oh,

    They want my BABIES!

    Here's my number,

    So call me, maybe?


    Before you came into my life

    I missed you so bad

    I missed you so bad

    I missed you Rainbow Dash,


    Before you came into my life

    I missed you so bad

    And you should know that

    So call me, maybe?
     
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  3. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    Well, as long as YOU think so Dashie. :D

    Oh, and thanks Jess. XD
     
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    StickySyrup is not a very good brony!

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  5. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    Thanks bro. :)
     
  6. StickySyrup

    StickySyrup is not a very good brony!

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    Are you going to BUCK?
     
  7. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    Yup, should be! Why, fancy doing a duet? :p
     
  8. StickySyrup

    StickySyrup is not a very good brony!

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    Obnly if I have enough to drink
     
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    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    Ha! I've only just sung this threw myself without getting any of it wrong! :D Maybe I can do it at BUCK, see how many 'Pegasisters want to date me' after they've heard me sing!
     
  10. StickySyrup

    StickySyrup is not a very good brony!

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    A duet? The voices of angles after a couple of drinks... I shall not sing in public, I swear! Bought two tickets and im looking forward to it!
     
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    What's all this about singing?
     
  12. StickySyrup

    StickySyrup is not a very good brony!

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    Let's just pretend this little conversation never happened.
     
  13. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    Ha, if you're in dude, why not! :D
     
  14. StickySyrup

    StickySyrup is not a very good brony!

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    I need to be at least 20% more drunk to even think about singing in public. However, BUCK has a bar... so maybe... just maybe
     
  15. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    YES! The world's first Brony boy band is being formed as we speak! :D Our first song is a love letter to Rainbow Dash...and we'll be drunk, kinda fitting.
    Also, Mr Syrup, now I've met you I feel like I can disagree with your sig. You would most certainly fill a soul gem. :p
     
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    Brony boy band eh? I'm up for it. We'll all need to dress the same and have the exact same haircut.
     
  17. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    In that case, I advise you fellas to buy suits. Snappy mother-bucking suits. :D
     
  18. AlternativePony

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    We'll be just like the BeatleBronies, except we'll actually be British.
     
  19. BRJ

    BRJ The King benieth the Dome

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    We'll be 20% cooler that any other musical act in Equestria! Winter Wrap Up got nuthin' on us! XD
     
  20. StickySyrup

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    Why thank you /)^.^(\
     

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