Pre-meet sillyness: An Ode to Rainbow Dash

Posted for all the good folks who made it to the BRONIES ASSEMBLE meet-up, and can picture me bouncing around in my suit, pretty much ad-libing this.
NOT meant as a serious writing project, obviously...as I say, pretty much ad-libed.

To the tune of 'Call Me, Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen (covered by Alex Goot, Dave Days)

I threw a wish in the well,​

Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell,​

That you’ve been my Rainbow girl,​

And now you're in my way​

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You know you’re cooler than me,​

20% easily,​

You’re right where I wanna be,​

And now you're in my way​

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So close, I’m feelin',​

Your touch, mind is reelin' ​

Fierce pink, eyes a’ gleamin'​

Where you think you're going, baby?​

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Hey, I know, Rainbow,​

That this sounds crazy,​

But here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

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It's hard to look right,​

At you Dashie,​

Cos you’re so awesome,​

But call me, maybe?​

​

Hey, I know, Rainbow,​

That this sounds crazy,​

But here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

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And all the fillies they,​

Try to chase me,​

But here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

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You’d knock me down to the ground,​

I know if you ever found,​

How much I need you around,​

But still, you're in my way​

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Maybe you’ll make me admit,​

That you’re sexy, a bit,​

Maybe you’ll laugh when I say it,​

But it's in my way​

​

And now, I’m feelin',​

Your touch, mind is reelin' ​

Fierce pink, eyes a’ gleamin'​

Where you think you're going, baby?​

​

Hey, I know, Rainbow,​

That this sounds crazy,​

But here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

​

It's hard to look right,​

At you Dashie,​

Cos you’re so awesome,​

But call me, maybe?​

​

Hey, I know, Rainbow,​

That this sounds crazy,​

But here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

​

The Pegasisters all,​

Want to date me,​

But here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

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Before you came into my life​

I missed you so bad​

I missed you so bad​

I missed you so, so bad​

​

Before you came into my life​

I missed you so bad​

And you should know that​

I missed you so, so bad​

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It's hard to look right,​

At you Dashie,​

Cos you’re so awesome,​

But call me, maybe?​

​

Hey, I know, Rainbow,​

That this sounds crazy,​

But here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

​

And all the fillies, oh,​

They want my BABIES!​

Here's my number,​

So call me, maybe?​

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Before you came into my life​

I missed you so bad​

I missed you so bad​

I missed you Rainbow Dash,​

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Before you came into my life​

I missed you so bad​

And you should know that​

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So call me, maybe?​

 

Well, as long as YOU think so Dashie.

Oh, and thanks Jess. XD

 

Thanks bro.

 

Yup, should be! Why, fancy doing a duet?

 

Ha! I've only just sung this threw myself without getting any of it wrong! Maybe I can do it at BUCK, see how many 'Pegasisters want to date me' after they've heard me sing!

 

Ha, if you're in dude, why not!

 

YES! The world's first Brony boy band is being formed as we speak! Our first song is a love letter to Rainbow Dash...and we'll be drunk, kinda fitting.
Also, Mr Syrup, now I've met you I feel like I can disagree with your sig. You would most certainly fill a soul gem.

 

In that case, I advise you fellas to buy suits. Snappy mother-bucking suits.

 

We'll be 20% cooler that any other musical act in Equestria! Winter Wrap Up got nuthin' on us! XD