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Scenes We'd Like To See

Discussion in 'Forum Games and Randomness' started by Sweet Tale, 14 March 2013.

  1. Sweet Tale

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    Based on a reaction from a different thread, I've decided to make our own version of Mock The Week's game 'Scenes We'd Like to See'.

    Let's see here...some rules. Well, a first is THIS GAME MUST BE CLEAN. As much as we'd like to make adult jokes, let's keep it nice and clean here.

    I'll make the first scenario, then after ten or so answers, someone else can make a new scenario. Apart from that, have fun.

    OK, let's start with...

    'Things you don't want to hear on the train.'
     
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    "The next stop is Hastings" xD Ok joke answer done :p

    "Today's the sandwich cart has been supplied by Findus"
     
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    Welcome aboard this Eurostar service to Paris Gare du Nord. To your left is the English Channel. To your right is also the channel. We will be floating at an approximate altitude of -20 feet today.
    Oh, forget it then.
     
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    "Unfortunetly due to budget cuts, this track is not complete..."
     
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    Aye laddies, welcome tae Glasgae.
     
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    "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Alfie and I will be your driver this evening"
     
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    The dial-up tone.

     
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    "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to travel with Virgin Rail."
     
  9. Sweet Tale

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    This is the guard speaking. If there is a doctor on board, please report to the rear carriage as someone is in a bad condition. To everyone else, THERE'S A MAN WITH HIS HEAD STUCK IN THE TOILET!
     
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    It's almost as bad as real Mock the Week!
     
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    Hugh: "Please be informed that we have special guests occupying our VIP carriage.... and the band is Shuwoddy Woddy."
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, the train is now approaching Derby.
     
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    "Could the gentleman with the runs please not use the toilet while the train is at the platform... And could he please close the toilet door"
     
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    Could the person who keeps attempting to make out with the painted lady on the outside of the train please stop.
     
  15. Sweet Tale

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    Ok, new topic.

    'Lines you wouldn't hear in a children's TV show.'
     
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    "Why you've become an alicorn!"
     
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    Hugh: "Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?"
     
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    My name's Tom and this is Jerry.
     
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    For years PPI has been miss-sold, and Little Peggy called us and won compensation for £4,000.
     
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    Sorry, one of Hugh Dennis' here.

    "After the break it's Peppa Pig...in pepper sauce."
     

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