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Worst film you have ever watched?

Discussion in 'Audio/Video/Books' started by Babbage, 10 December 2012.

  1. Babbage

    Babbage Square + Circle Is Life

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    As the title says what is the worst film you have ever watched and why? I bring this up cause I saw the worst film I've ever seen in the reduced bin in a petrol station marked down from £1 to £0.10.

    My worst film is The Hottie and the Nottie staring Paris Hilton.


    I don't know if any of you have had the displeasure of watching this film but its basically a full length ego rub for Paris Hilton. She's made out to be some philosophical humanitarian and it has spawned some of the dumbest quotes ever. It was a massive flop and too right.

    Anyways worst film you've ever watched?
     
  2. Eiro

    Eiro Cutie Cuddly Wuddly Huggily Princess

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    well ive got a tie on my end anything from the twilight saga and all the high school musical films they are all as bad as each other, id rather drink acid than watch them.
     
  3. Fostergraph

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    Meet the Spartans. It is unbelievably terrible. I would say Disaster Movie, but I actually turned that off after 15-20 minutes because of how awful it is.

    And yes, I have watched The Room. But that's entertainingly bad.
     
  4. bobby.p

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    this trailer lies
    boring movie, a chore to finish nearly fell asleep 5 times
    nonsense plot, I read the booklet explaining the plot in the dvd case, that is not what happens here
    location jump after location jump
    bland action bad acting, only good thing is Christopher Lee
    and he is in it for about 2 mins
    awful, never found a film so hard to watch
     
  5. finalsight

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    Hard decision.
    A tie between New Moon and Eyes Wide Shut. Two of the most boring films i have ever seen.
     
  6. Omega Sprinkle

    Omega Sprinkle The Adjectiveless

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    Oh the effects look cool but this movie reached into my chest and try to rip the love from my body. I love the animated series so much and this was like watching a trimmed down version preformed, written and edited by primary school children. I also had the misfortune to see this in the cinema, my moaning and fidgeting could be heard across the theater.
     
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  7. Sweet Tale

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    The Grey. Turned it off after twenty minutes...
     
  8. Babbage

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    Liam Neeson is my favourite actor but my irrational man crush on him won't let me see that film for fears it will be toilet :/
     
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    I love his films as well but this one was awful. Don't even bother trying to watch it xD
     
  10. Babbage

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    Ok I'll just watch Taken for the 1000th time :D
     
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  11. Sweet Tale

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    Good plan! :D
     
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    Please note the use of pre-made Garageband music in the second half of the trailer.
     
  13. Babbage

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    Ahh I remember watching a Jontron video about that film.... The acting looked urmmm different lol
     
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  14. Omega Sprinkle

    Omega Sprinkle The Adjectiveless

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    ....I feel like the only person who liked that movie. ;-;
     
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    Disaster Movie is the only one I can think off right now, I give it 0/10.
     
  17. Zetta

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    Hidden 3D
    Absoultely laughable. Meant to be a horror.
    Something about addiction being made to come alive, but they seemed to jut ignore this, and go down the route of 7 unlikeable characters go down into some underground area and all die due to insects ?? and the creatures made from these addictions.
    Terrible.

    worst movie I've seen in the last few years anyway
     
  18. Open Book

    Open Book Now with Breaking Bad.

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    oh good. finally i can talk about a dvd i bought randomly 2 years ago. it's called...
    THE KILLING ROOM
    4 people volunteer for a test and are promised that they will be paid at the end (he lied)
    then the man in charge shoots one of them and the 3 remaining people have to answer a stupid question and the one who answers less accurately will be the next victim.
    so then there is 2 and the room is now dark and things are slow. I HATE THE ENDING. they have a gun and one of them suddenly decides to shoot himself but it is fake. just as he does that, the other one who didn't do anything at all gets shot and the last one tries to run away but it's not over for him but it is for us.
    it is just horrible.
    then there are incomprehensible films by people like Pinter and Greenaway, the best thing about greenaway's films are the music. don't watch them for anything else, they are so alien.
     
  19. Checkmate

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    ah yes I was hoping someone would have posted birdemic
    truly magnificent
     
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    Anything by the Asylum but then again anything by them it's funny as all hell though because of how bad it is.
     

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